Favorite outtakes of this week:
JZ: Oh muh gawd. I had to call you to tell you this story because it’s just too good to tell on IM.
NB: Uhhh, ok.
JZ: Last night, my trainer is tells me how when he was 12 years old, he and his family went to Disney World and a pelican landed on his mom, stole her churro, jumped down and ate it in front of her.
NB: Oh. My. God.
JZ: I was dying because then I got to tell him how you got chased by a swan and how we got attacked by the flock of seagulls in LA. I knew you would appreciate this story!!
NB: Did I tell you I encountered real live swans in a hotel lobby the other day?!
JZ: YES, so gross!
NB: That story is amazing and disgusting. Stupid birds.
NB: “I need to figure out how to do do this report.”
KC: “I need to figure out my life.”