This just happened:
Natalie: blah blah blah
Jamie: channeling kesha now?
Natalie: im dancing like im dumb, so….yes.
Jamie: the real question is….do you have jesus on your neck a lace lace lace
Natalie: yes, and stockings ripped all up the side, obviously.
Jamie: you look good
Natalie: and dirty.
Jamie: thats a given
Jamie: so michael and i were talking, and we decided to blame our sicknesses on Kesha
Jamie: since we were breathing the same air as her
Natalie: you probably should
Jamie: im sure she contaminated it
Natalie: she’s like the walking version of hepatitis C
Natalie: she’s what i imagine the bacteria to look like in person.
Natalie: under a microscope.
Jamie: you look under a microscope and see a ton of dancing keshas
Jamie: i love it
Natalie: bacterial keshas
Jamie: throwing glitter in the air
Natalie: and mascara running down their faces
Jamie: im pretty sure thats what my flu test results looked like
Jamie: best convo ever