Sweet Baby Jesus

So now that I’m actively doing the “online dating” thing, I feel confident that I can decide when something is worded weird, or just plain creepy.

Tonight, I definitely got the creepiest e-mail of all e-mails.  Seriously.  What the fuck?

I ABSOLUTLY LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAIR WHITE SKIN.
I’m looking for a WOMAN TO PAMPER WITH FOOT-MASSAGES AND PEDICURES-!
I am also looking FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD TO MARRIAGE ONE DAY.

-NEIL OR KNEEL AT YOUR PERFECTLY PEDICURED PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE FEET ALWAYS-!!!

…he then went on to give me his home phone number, cell phone number, e-mail address and myspace information.  I nearly lost my cookies and had to delete it.

God help me.

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