So now that I’m actively doing the “online dating” thing, I feel confident that I can decide when something is worded weird, or just plain creepy.
Tonight, I definitely got the creepiest e-mail of all e-mails. Seriously. What the fuck?
I ABSOLUTLY LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAIR WHITE SKIN.
I’m looking for a WOMAN TO PAMPER WITH FOOT-MASSAGES AND PEDICURES-!
I am also looking FOR A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD POSSIBLY LEAD TO MARRIAGE ONE DAY.
-NEIL OR KNEEL AT YOUR PERFECTLY PEDICURED PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE FEET ALWAYS-!!!
…he then went on to give me his home phone number, cell phone number, e-mail address and myspace information. I nearly lost my cookies and had to delete it.
God help me.