What in the HELL?

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There are so many things in this picture that I want to discuss that my brain can’t even keep up with me.

a.  NICE EFFING LUCITE STRIPPER HEELS!!!  Who DOES that?!?!?

b.  Put on some clothes you 40 year old!  You are NOT Heidi Montag.  Even SHE wouldn’t run around in that ensamble of shit you have on.  Well, maybe she would.  But she’d at least frolick on the beach with her ken doll of a boyfriend.

c.  I love that the helmets are secured safely to the segway as opposed to their air filled heads.

d.  NICE EFFING LUCITE STRIPPER HEELS!!!

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3 thoughts on “What in the HELL?

  1. The blonde whore is Shauna Sand. And yes, the picture is real. Unbelivably real. Ridiculously real. Pathetically real. Barf on a stick.

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