Ashley and I are driving up to Rhode Island tomorrow to visit our BFFSister and I’m pretty sure I might not survive the weekend. You see, the high this weekend is supposed to be about 10. Add in a wind chill, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be below zero.
I’m really worried Shannon’s bones are going to freeze and she’s going to snap in half if a wind gust of more than 5mph hits her.
I’m also worried that Ashley is just going to freeze solid upon stepping outside.
So, in preparation, I have decided that I’m going to head up to freezing ass New England completely ready for whatever extreme weather may come my way. That is why I am going on an excursion today to find the awesome outfit pictured below on the guy on the right. I think it’s perfect and will keep me safe. Don’t you?!
Ashley and Shannon are on their own.
This is every woman for herself.